You may be Dying!

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! You may be suffering from a deadly disease! It may be taking over your life and you may not even know it!

Are you suffering from acute sleep loss?

Is your head spinning with nothing but thoughts of curing, excavation or toilet details?

Do you feel an adrenaline rush when you see perfect symmetry?

Are you having hangovers after an extensive night-out pondering over the juxtaposition of two masses that would extrapolate the Genisus loci and add to the whole phenomenological aspect while keeping in mind the purity of vernacular regionalism which would serve the ergonomy of the space?

If all these symptoms are a yes, I am sad to say you may be suffering from Archititis.

It is a chronic occurring, mostly communicable but often genetic.

Its symptoms also include,

• ·        Usage of unidentifiable jargon, such as cantilever, paradigm, aesthetic, monolithic, duality or zeitgeist.
• ·        Reoccurring dreams of site workers who may be doing it wrong.
• ·        Fear that the contractor will actually build the correction bubble on site.
• ·        Caffeine dependent
• ·        Searching for north in public spaces.
• ·        Criticizing the general “feel” of most malls
• ·        Trying to CTRL+S in real life

And much more.

If you have five or more of such symptoms. No need to connect to your nearest doctors. There are millions more like you out there. Living with the architecture affliction under the impression that it is a distinctive way of life.

If you are already one of us. Congratulations! We know you need a drink.

If you are yet to be one. Don’t worry, you will eventually die with this affliction. But so will everyone else on the planet with something or another.

So relax, and bask in the mad glory that is Architecture!

(Disclaimer: Information provided in this blog is just for lulz and not designed to hurt or offend anyone’s feelings. This blog should not be used to diagnose or treat any medical condition except from Archititis, which is very real and affects most of the people I know. However, the publisher or author are not responsible for any specific health or allergy needs that may require medical supervision and are not liable for any damages or negative consequences from any treatment, action, application or preparation, to any person reading or following the information in this blog. Lastly, I swear I love architecture XD)